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Mens Bathroom

As I mention on the homepage, there’s not a chance in hell I’m going to see every cool bathroom out there, all the clever designs, amazing decorations, the pure opulence, the unbelievable filth. When people send in places they find interesting or funny or even remotely worth discussing, they will end up here or the Ladies’ Room, its twin page.

- 2012 -

- February -

February 3, 2012		Jewel — Southport and Waveland	" There are no buttons, no writing, no features — just white boxes that you're supposed to instinctively know to put your wet hands under. "	M

February 2, 2012		James G. Blaine Elementary School — 2nd Floor	" It's developed ghost-like stains from years and years of outright misses. "	M

February 1, 2012		Underground Wonder Bar — New Location	" That thing has probably seen more cocaine than a stripper's tits. "	M

- January -

January 30, 2012		Wendy's — Western and Addison	" Our expectations were way too high for the food and service, which was okay and ghastly, respectively, but the bathroom was well kempt. "	M

January 23, 2012		Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport	" The little red and green squares look like some sort of Native American thing you saw one time during your trip to that place. "	M

January 23, 2012		Fajitas: A Sizzlin' Celebration	" Every Mexican restaurant has to have some sort of sand or adobe color scheme going on. "	M

January 23, 2012		Oakwood Call Center	" Privacy is the key to wee-wee with glee. "	M

January 23, 2012		Sheraton Crescent — Phoenix — Room 453	" Something about them, the pristine condition maybe, the made beds, the bathroom ready to be torn apart and abused — I don't know. "	M

January 23, 2012		Sheraton Crescent — Phoenix — Lobby	" It wasn't something terrifyingly odd, like a fever-inducing addiction to cat pee or a fascination with old people falling down stairs. "	M

January 23, 2012		Bobby Q's	" The front stall appears to have been in an altercation with a drunkard willing to punch dents into it. "	M

January 18, 2012		Oakwood 200 Squared — 13th Floor	" This is the kind of restroom I envision myself using after waking from a decades-long coma. "	M

January 13, 2012		Oakwood 200 Squared — 1911	" Thankfully the faucet wasn't motion-activated so I could generate some static while I was in there. "	M

January 13, 2012		Sakura Tennanyaki and Sushi	" And, as is the law for Asian restaurants these days, the restroom had a bowl-shaped sink. "	M

January 11, 2012		Champagne French Bakery Cafe	" ...the plunger by the urinal, which I assume is there in the very likely case that someone plops a poop in the place for potty. "	M

January 11, 2012		Il Moro	" A tiled floor that looks like a pixelated nude shot on TV. "	M

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