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Bathroom By month

I could be romantic and say this is where the journey takes place, something about me being a passenger on this wild ride. But, lest we forget, I’m keeping a running log of bathrooms that I use (huh-huh, “log”) and unless you’re nailing a bridesmaid in a banquet hall bathroom, there’s nothing romantic about what I’m doing. And, come to think of it, nothing romantic about bridesmaids either.

Sub-point: I don’t double up on bathrooms. The photos here are bathrooms that are new to me since I began this. That way, you don’t have to wade through page after page of my home can, but instead can focus on what excites me most: the new.

Sub-sub-point: If a bathroom has changed substantially — refurbished, new owners, girlfriend moved out — then I consider it a new bathroom because its personality has changed and, thus, deserves a second look. Also, it's fun to see how they change and compare them and see the differences side by side.

- 2012 -

  - February -  
 
February 3, 2012 Jewel — Southport and Waveland " There are no buttons, no writing, no features — just white boxes that you're supposed to instinctively know to put your wet hands under. " M  
 
 
February 2, 2012 James G. Blaine Elementary School — 2nd Floor " It's developed ghost-like stains from years and years of outright misses. " M  
 
 
February 1, 2012 Underground Wonder Bar — New Location " That thing has probably seen more cocaine than a stripper's tits. " M  
 

  - January -  
 
January 30, 2012 Wendy's — Western and Addison " Our expectations were way too high for the food and service, which was okay and ghastly, respectively, but the bathroom was well kempt. " M  
 
 
January 23, 2012 Phoenix Sky Harbor International Airport " The little red and green squares look like some sort of Native American thing you saw one time during your trip to that place. " M  
 
 
January 23, 2012 Fajitas: A Sizzlin' Celebration " Every Mexican restaurant has to have some sort of sand or adobe color scheme going on. " M  
 
 
January 23, 2012 Oakwood Call Center " Privacy is the key to wee-wee with glee. " M  
 
 
January 23, 2012 Sheraton Crescent — Phoenix — Room 453 " Something about them, the pristine condition maybe, the made beds, the bathroom ready to be torn apart and abused — I don't know. " M  
 
 
January 23, 2012 Sheraton Crescent — Phoenix — Lobby " It wasn't something terrifyingly odd, like a fever-inducing addiction to cat pee or a fascination with old people falling down stairs. " M  
 
 
January 23, 2012 Bobby Q's " The front stall appears to have been in an altercation with a drunkard willing to punch dents into it. " M  
 
 
January 18, 2012 Oakwood 200 Squared — 13th Floor " This is the kind of restroom I envision myself using after waking from a decades-long coma. " M  
 
 
January 13, 2012 Oakwood 200 Squared — 1911 " Thankfully the faucet wasn't motion-activated so I could generate some static while I was in there. " M  
 
 
January 13, 2012 Sakura Tennanyaki and Sushi " And, as is the law for Asian restaurants these days, the restroom had a bowl-shaped sink. " M  
 
 
January 11, 2012 Champagne French Bakery Cafe " ...the plunger by the urinal, which I assume is there in the very likely case that someone plops a poop in the place for potty. " M  
 
 
January 11, 2012 Il Moro " A tiled floor that looks like a pixelated nude shot on TV. " M  
 
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